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Welcome to the Viper Jokes page! The green sludge you see around you is what Viper's semen probably looks like from being
in his scrotum for the past 300 years. So come, stay, enjoy the bad, tasteless jokes!
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The Jokes!
-Viper remembers RE-20.
-Viper thinks that RE4 is really in production.
-Viper is so old, someone posted a thread about the discovery of electricity, and he said "It's a repost."
-Viper modded the fossilized forums.
-Viper is more than 3 times as old as Ebil.
-Viper eats beans for breakfast, lunch, and dinner...that is if he can leave the forums for more than a minute.
-Viper is married.
-Viper signed the Decloration of Independence under the name "John Hancock". He signed his name really small
but soon realized that he spelled "John" wrong. He then proceded to write his name 3 times bigger than the rest
of the names so it wouldn't hurt his ego.
-Viper thinks "Scarface" is a good movie.
-Viper has a child, it isn't his child, but it is a child.
-Viper once played drums for mozart.
-Viper raped a 10 year old Michael Jackson.
-Viper sucks.
-Viper invented the wheel.
-Viper thinks Adam Sandler is a good actor.
More to come!
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